Silence

Adieu Marcel Marceau,
You were a mime artist extraordinaire.
Your catchphrase was .................
Andy says the French nation should offer up a minute's silence.
I'm speechless.
So were you.

Blue Murder

Farewell Jose,
Your catchphrase was "I'm the Special One".
Keith's Mum says you walk on water,
And that you were crucified by a Roman,
And that you will rise again.
I say, "yeah, hopefully in Blue Square Conference North."